N: R, do you have any beans?
R: No.
N: Good.
R: But I do have I's grenade!!!
N: Don't drop it!
O: Drop it!
R: I, what do you think I should do?
I: Which is more dangerous?
R: Dropping it.
I: DROP IT!!!
N: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
O: YYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!!
*BOOM*
N: What happened?
R: I threw the grenade out the window.
N: Ok. Where's I?
R: Oh yeah! I threw him out the window too.
N: What did you do that for?
O: Because he thinks you're stupid!
N: Does not!
O: Does too!
N: Does not!
O: Does too!
N: Does not!
O: Does too!
I: Hello fools!!!
O: What???
I: You heard me!
O: No I didn't.
N: Yes you did!
I: I will destroy you all with...*pulls out backpack*...THIS!!!
R: Ya! Let's play "Tag". *tags a tree* You're "it"!
I: I will destroy you with... *reaches in backpack* ...MINI CORN DOGS!!!!!!! Bwa ha ha!!!!!
N: (sarcastic) I'm sooooo scared.
O: No you're not.
N: I know. I was being sarcastic
O: No you weren't.
N: Put a sock in it.
O: I'm not wearing socks.
N: Then can it!
O: Can what?
N: Just hush up!
O: How do you do that?
I: Eat corn dogs FOOLZ!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!
R: You can tag me back any time now...Don't be scared... It's ok...
I: Rats! I must first evilly preheat the oven to 475 degrees!!!!
N: Ha! Your plans are foiled!
O: They are not!
N: Why?
O: Because it only takes about three minutes for the oven to preheat.
I: Poop! Now I must manically wait 14 to 16 minutes for them to cook!!
*14 to 16 minutes later*
I: Lunch time!!!
Well I'm done for now. I hope you enjoyed them. I don't know when I'll do another.
Ocean
12 years ago
15 comments:
*chuckle* Oh man...A wants to play tag with R...and IM {the hungry ones} is thinkinf of ganging up with EM to steal your corndogs...
*hungry ONE
I: Well R can't play right now. Mwa ha ha!!! He's too buisy being tied to a tree by canibal monkeys!!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
*EB steals Nema before Bonnie can stop her* CANNIBAL MONKEYS?!?! Give me some! I'll pay you for them! Hey, better yet, do you have anything with sharp teeth? Oh! Sharks! Do you have sharks?! Oh, this is a great idea...*goes off and diagrams battle plans...*
Erm...yeah...happy 4th!!
The canible monkeys have knives. I also have some mutantbevers w/ vampire fangs.
Vampire Beavers?!?! Ohmygoodness... don't get me started on vampires! Guess what. I got two books and a Superchick cd yesterday!! YEAAAAA!!!! Anyway...
*EM* I'll take the monkeys with knives for a pot of chili. Deal?
Thanks for the card, btw. :) Ditto to you: happy fourth!
Does the chili have beans? If it does I'll trade you for 7,000,000 tacos. Btw, what books? jw
NO! NO BEANS! Hm...you know what? I'll give you this replica Indiana jones hat for the monkeys with the knives AND the beavers.
My dragonlight. Sooo good.
And the other one is part of a new series I'm reading. I like it, but it's not really my style...
Trow in a bowl of chili and you've got a deal!
I know what you mean.
Gtg sorry.
Bye.
Oh no. No chili for you. I just thought about that. Ahuh. It's the hat or nothing. Well, the hat and um...*looking around the room* a chocolate chip scone. Mmmmm. chocoalte.
{I'm back for a while, hopefully}
gee! I wonder where ya got dis Idea from...hmmmm...
...It's really his idea...
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